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Princess appreciation, Marinette Dupain Cheng.
Bonus:
The queen of Paris aka ladybug (sorry chloe, you know she has us)
Stole this from Instagram, too funny not to share. If she doesn’t ask to see it, she doesn’t want to.
I used to do this. Freaked the fuck outta one guy because apparently the dick pic i sent responded with was his own - he'd sent to me years prior when i was still on gaiaonline.
He recognized his dick!?!?!? From years ago!?!? Did he have a birthmark or scar or something?? Shit. I couldn’t pick my vulva out of a line up.
"C'mon Olympians it's bedtime, time to go to your anti fuck beds!"
wtf is the "weight of one person"?
they're acting like some of the athletes aren't 95lbs and others 300lbs+
Yeah, you bring a good point. I know weighlifters and other fat athletes get treated like shit on the daily, but this is excessive
But like, can’t most of these physically fit people have sex, you know… standing up? Or stranger concept, not on the bed???
I hope there aren’t any restless sleepers competing.
But somehow I get the feeling that broken beds will be a status symbol soon enough.
Anonymous asked:
Aren’t you gay?
fishoilpills answered:
I like how this implies I did something heterosexual. If so, I apologize.
i dont think i posted these but here i made a little frog pattern to make tiny frog toys with my grandma
this is the first lil guy I made while still learning how i should sew it
AAA ok so a lot of people have been asking for the pattern to this, tho I’ve been using just these two little papers to do the cut outs lol
i tried my best to translate it into digital so that people get a bit more accurate look at them. Tho bear with me I’ve never done an actual pattern design sheet before!
so basically my hope is that anyone could print these out to any size of their choosing and get the same result, but ive never tried anything larger than approx. 3 inches with these sooo idk if you try it tag me!
the goal is to sew the backs together to the lines at the tip of the head to the middle of the butt. then leaving a space along the belly piece near the butt end and sewing from one side of the butt including all the legs and the “mouth” to the other side with its legs to get back to the butt. if that makes sense
i usually pause sewing up the body once the head is fully sewn together,, usually after ive sewn both arms and ill yank it inside out where ill start sewing on the little poofball eyes so i know theyre in a good place, then resuming the body, and then pulling the whole thing inside out and pushing out the tips of the limbs with a skinny blunt object like a dull pencil until i can see the stitches. if you attempt this piece definitely make sure you stitch up the arm and leg crevices very well!!!!
then just stuff the lad and sew up his back end and its done :)
one suggestion for fabric is always try to use a stretchy soft fleecy fabric with these because its much easier if mistakes are made during sewing and to hold the ROUND shape better
Overall its a very good use of scraps if you’ve accumulated a lot and don’t know what to do with them 👍👍
So I made a frog (huge)
I literally can’t I’m losing my mind over the sheer girth of this frog.
Absolutely incredible.
11/10 and godspeed.
“So I hear you want to free Britney, and I just want to tell you, um, welcome to the disability revolution. We are so glad you’re here!
Do you think it’s wild that she couldn’t remove her IUD? Well, it is still currently completely legal to sterilize women with disabilities. Under law.
Do you think it’s bananas that Britney couldn’t even see her children? Well, it’s not uncommon at all. In fact, mothers with disabilities face removal rates up to 40 to 80 percent.
‘I can’t believe she couldn’t even see her own boyfriend?’ This happens all the time. It is very common for families of people with disabilities to control their relationships for them. That’s why many people with disabilities can’t actually marry. Because they can lose their benefits and their healthcare.
It’s also completely legal to electroshock children, um, if they have have a disability.
So, yes. Free Britney. But let’s also free everybody else. And let’s follow the lead of the disability rights movement, who has been shouting and fighting against these injustices for decades.”
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